The ONLY towel
that will satisfy
EVERY man.
And some women too.
Elevate your bathtime experience.
Elevate your life.
Exceptional design.
Super soft and comfortable fabrics.
So soft.
Too soft.
There’s nothing like lazing around the house and there are only a few things that are more comfortable than your pajamas or bathrobe.
One of them is our own snap-on-towel-that-never-falls-off-with-a-pocket.
Designed for ultimate comfort and lounging around the house, our towel will make a great addition to your… well, anything really.
Made from super-absorbent microfiber fabric, cozy and warm, breathable and it only gets softer by time.
Doesn’t fall off.
Unless you want it to.
In 84 out of 100 situations, men are usually embarrassed by towel drops.
12 out of 100 aren’t embarrassed because Mother Nature made them unembarrassable (we don’t know if this is a real word but it explains it).
And those last 4 out of 100 - they just got lucky.*
So there’s 84% of a chance we’ll get embarrassed.
Now, with our towels, you don’t have to worry about any kind of drops.
Feel free to wear it in front of your friends, family, colleagues, public (if that’s your thing).
Doesn't fall off. Unless you want it too.
*These are real stats. We did research with 100 guys to see how many times a towel drops. Not our proudest moment but we had to do it.
Pocket.
Carry your stuff.
We, men, like to displace stuff around the house, without any particular order.
Socks in the living room, clothes all over the place, always looking for the phone and that damn charger.
Apart from our tools and our garage, we’re pretty unorganized around the house.
That’s why our towel has a great pocket feature.
For all of us lazy men, who simply want to lounge a bit more after a bath, or a shower, or a hot bath and carry whatever needs carrying while being semi-naked around the house, or spa, or pool, or wherever makes us happy.
5 ORIGINAL
REASONS
YOU’LL LOVE IT.
- Designed for ultimate comfort and absorbency.
- Double stitched for durability.
- Secure Adjustable Elastic Band with button closure.
- Made of high quality, machine washable microfiber fabric.
- A perfect gift.
5 ORIGINAL
REVIEWS.
“This thing is awesome.”
— FAMOUS BUFFED UP HOLLYWOOD ACTOR
“Wearing it at the space station.
Everything’s afloat. It hangs on.
Love it.”
— NASA ASTRONAUT
“It was a gift and we both loved it.”
— SOCCER MOM
“Got out of the shower, went
downstairs and opened the door in my new towel.
I know it’s a funny place to have a door.”
— DAD
“Fits great with room to spare.”
— RON JEREMY
9 Specifics.
And other boring stuff.
- Brand new in the bag.
- Max. waist size: 55 inches or 140 cm.
- Length: 27.5 inches or 75 cm.
- Weight: 10 oz or 300 gr.
- Premium quality fabric.
- Can be used for bath, spa, shower,
swimming pool, lounge. - Secure adjustable top Elastic Band
with button closure. - Avoid using bleach, fabric softeners
that reduce absorbency. - It is not intended to be used as sleepwear
wrap or sleep-related activities.
Still reading this?
Wow.
LIMITED STOCK. GET YOURS TODAY.Shipping and handling
Packages are usually shipped in 1-3 business days.
Delivery to United States: 2-30 days depending on the chosen delivery method and shipping address.
Delivery to EU/Canada/Australia: 15-35 days depending on the chosen delivery method and shipping address.
Delivery to Rest of the World: 20-60 days depending on the shipping address.
If you need more info, visit our FAQ page.
Satisfaction Guarantee
100% Satisfaction Guarantee
We love it when you buy stuff from us. So we want to let you know that we’re 100% satisfied with you as our client. Hopefully, you’ll be too.
Easy Return Policy
There’s no need for returns. Your loved one, your friends, even you, will love our towels so much that you’ll only ask for more.
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